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Go to hell, all of you. [Feb. 8th, 2006|03:35 pm]
Draco Malfoy
You lot are absolutely pathetic. Have you all lost your quills? Your computers? Your minds? (Don't answer that.) For the longest time there's nothing but whining and trivialities, and the next thing you know there's nothing at all.

If nothing else, I expected a lot of inane babble about Valentines and who's getting them and who's not and who's taking what peabrained imbecile to that ridiculous ball. There's certainly enough in the corridors; I'm surprised and a bit gratified that these...things have so far eluded the trap of Patil's garish pink bubble-quills.
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2005|01:03 am]
Draco Malfoy
Pansy, I'm to extend to you my family's invitation to come to a party on Christmas Eve. You're welcome to come whenever you like, of course, and stay a few days, if you're in the mood to keep my company. Congratulations on your apprenticeship; Mother was impressed. I expect she's hoping to discuss fashion with you, now.

How go everyone's holidays? Tired of frolicking yet?
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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2005|06:37 pm]
Draco Malfoy
One more week watching you all struggle under the weight of inadequately-prepared-for exams, frolic in the snow like halfwits who've never seen it before, and awkwardly exchange imbecilic presents. Really, at times you're all quite too much to be borne.

Fortunately, in only a few more days I will be home en famille, where I am properly appreciated, and will no doubt be showered with vast amounts of gifts by adoring relations. As it should be.
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(no subject) [Nov. 13th, 2005|10:40 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |boredbored]

Attention, Hogwarts:

You are boring. Obscenely, insanely, dreadfully boring. You should be ashamed of yourself. And you should be entertaining me. Honestly.
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(no subject) [Oct. 18th, 2005|01:47 pm]
Draco Malfoy
Honestly, Weasley, being a professional--and I use the term quite loosely--for the Chudley Cannons is hardly a qualification to captain a children's side, let alone Gryffindor, but as your competition I'm hardly in a position to complain about the choice. By all means, spread your incompetence through the ranks. Slytherin, in the meantime, will go on winning our matches. Do come watch sometime.

I question the wisdom of this so-called "Career Day." I'll take part, of course, as the alternative is captivity under Filch (what a disgusting image that is) and writing extra papers, but I'm not particularly tempted by any of the offerings, as I'm not overly excited by the idea of running Trelawney's errands for her, or watching my cousin stumble over his words. Surely there is to be something for those of us who were meant for better things than filling in empty teachers' chairs? And whatever do you plan to have Potter do? Throw hexes at mockups for a day?

What a waste.

Oh, and Millicent? I am, in general, fond of cats. However, if you do not instill some manners in yours, I will be forced to take extraordinary measures. There is cat hair all over my robes, and my shoes are absolutely not to be used for that purpose.
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2005|09:52 pm]
Draco Malfoy
I was recently asked what it was I want. Taking this as a purely general statement, of course, I found myself quite unready to answer--I suppose as a Slytherin I'm meant to list off such rewards as power, wealth, fame, the standard things. Not that I dismiss the desire for these things out of hand, nor am I inclined to such heartwarming fictions as "happiness" and "world peace" (as if such a thing were even remotely possible).

I want the future. No more, no less. And no, I don't have the least expectation that any of you will know what that means.

Still, I've now answered the question.
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(no subject) [Jun. 28th, 2005|02:23 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |angryangry]

Thank you ever so much for your compassion and accusing glares, but no, I did not have anything to do with what happened and no, I am not in fact responsible for my benefactor's current condition. Though I'm sure many of you would be perfectly content believing that I was somehow related to the events that took place a few days ago.

I've always known that Hogwarts was perfectly useless as an institute of education, but I had no idea it was quite so pathetic at protecting its faculty and students. One would think the headmaster is running some sort of military operation, with the manner in which things were handled. The current state of affairs is inexcusable and I certainly would never have chosen to attend such an institution had I known. As a prefect I am shocked and appalled.

But some of you got to fulfill your hero roles once again, so I'm sure you're pleased with yourselves nonetheless.
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(no subject) [Jun. 8th, 2005|01:20 am]
Draco Malfoy
I cannot wait to be free of this place.

Silence is ever so mature a tactic.
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(no subject) [May. 23rd, 2005|10:58 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |angryantagonized]

As delightful as Pansy's renewed ability to speak English is, her excessive enthusiasm has been rather trying today. I was sure that I'd seen the best of Madame Pomfrey's incompetence when she attempted to mend the injuries I sustained during the hippogryff attack, but now I wonder. At least when Pansy was muttering in Chinese she was tolerable company. Now she reminds me of a third year Hufflepuff, clinging to the leg of a student better intellectually endowed. Nevertheless, as a friend and a Prefect, I shall do my very best to help her through this most difficult phase. I'm sure, however, that certain Gryffindors will find it necessary to use such behaviour in order to further generalise the rest of our House, and will be more than willing to make assumptions concerning the rest of us.

Should I intrude upon any more pointed whispering and accusing glances clearly inspired by my father's recent pardon, I will take fifty points from the offenders and sentence them to detention with Filch. The length of said detention will, naturally, depend on the perpetrator and the severity of their obnoxiousness. Honestly. Gossiping will get you nowhere.

Also, if Thomas cannot tear himself away from snogging his lesbian girlfriend in closets long enough to work on our Charms project with me, I will gladly report such information to Professor Flitwick and work independently.
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(no subject) [May. 16th, 2005|04:57 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |sickill]

Well. That was repulsive.
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2005|09:06 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

This cannot end soon enough. The hysteria over witches' rights seems to be dying down, much to my relief. There's only so much whining one can tolerate within this castle, which is is already an obnoxious enough atmosphere to live in.

Theodore and Blaise have been behaving in an awfully suspicious manner as of late, and I must say I am dreading finding out the reasons behind such behaviour. I am reasonably sure I walked in on Theodore examining women's clothing yesterday.

Need I say more? Perhaps the feminist movement has gone a bit too far.

The Hufflepuff hysteria has reached terrifying new heights. Exams are nigh, but I cannot spend any amount of time in the library, as the paranoia and shaking is rather distracting.

I have not seen Pansy in ages, and I am particularly concerned that her condition has not improved. Rest assured, Crabbe and Goyle will be dealt with if this is, in fact, the case.

Perhaps if we had a competent headmaster or any sort of standards for admission, such things would not be an issue. As it is, this place has gone to the dogs.

Merlin help us.
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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2005|09:58 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Well. So far this holiday has been an abysmal failure. I suppose I should have known when it kicked off with a drawn-out adventure in a Muggle hellhole with assigned roommates, complete with idiotic so-called 'chaperones' who managed to somehow destroy the entire power system for an evening. Clearly it was a brilliant idea and oh so productive.

I returned to Hogwarts late last night, in search of some better-suited intellectual companionship, and was instead greeted by a typically boring Nott hell-bent on harassing an out of sorts Millicent, who is looking remarkably less frightening than usual. The Gryffindors seem to have exploded, something I do hope the faculty attends to at some point in the near future, as I'm not sure how many more posts like Weasley's I can stomach. Potter, in his typically annoying fashion, has taken to messaging me with random and vague demands that he then refuses to explain.

It seems that Gryffindor is the new Hufflepuff. How pathetic.
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(no subject) [Mar. 22nd, 2005|04:13 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |hungryhungry]

Potter is currently slaving away over my dinner. I expect it to be at least marginally satisfying, as he claims to have a fair amount of experience in the cooking arena. The lack of house elves is, indeed, an incredible oversight on the part of our elders, but I'm willing to allow Potter to take over their normal means of occupation.

Aside from a few obnoxious encounters on the journals and the odour that has permeated this place and has been offending my sense of smell since we arrived, this trip is not as horrible as I expected it to be.
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(no subject) [Mar. 14th, 2005|11:03 am]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |boredbored]

Things are certainly more interesting around here lately.

Not that that's saying a terrible lot. Hogwarts is, I'm afraid, still very much Hogwarts, and I'm surrounded by imbeciles at any given moment. Or every given moment, if you'd rather. It pains me to even glance at these journals, especially in light of the Hufflepuffs' recent campaign to make every post as exceedingly boring and yet full of paranoia as the next. I believe they've started speaking in code. How very erudite of them. Scintillating.

My birthday was exceptional, just as it should have been, though I really think the weeks that followed it were even better. All the same, I tire of witnessing fistfights in the corridors and musicals at breakfast. It won't be long before I am the only intelligent being left.

Easter holiday cannot come quickly enough.
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2005|10:30 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |angryangry]

For the last time... NO I didn't know about the attack and I don't know anything about any impending attacks.

Leave me the fuck alone. All of you.
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(no subject) [Jan. 24th, 2005|08:26 am]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |angryangry]

Goyle, you've been a very bad boy. Slytherin won yesterday, but no thanks to you. Our reputation is bad enough and we don't need you making it worse. If you don't want to play Quidditch as it's supposed to be played, I suggest you remove yourself.

We'll discuss it after potions class.
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(no subject) [Jan. 3rd, 2005|08:19 am]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

So the holiday season is officially over.

Good riddance.
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(no subject) [Dec. 18th, 2004|02:00 am]
Draco Malfoy
Not at ball butthings are pretttty nterestng wehreI am.
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2004|12:59 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |busy]
[music |Crabbe doing... something]

I'm out of the infirmary and my leg feels... different. I can still walk, however, and chew gum at the same time, unlike most of those in this school.

Millicent, the eyeliner from India that you like so much just arrived for you. I ordered black, blue and green. Not that pond scum green you favour, but a dark green.

Pansy, the lotion from Switzerland has also arrived for you. Why on earth anyone would smear a product made of kneazle placentas on their face is beyond me but I guess P.T. Barnum was right.
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2004|02:10 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[music |can't sleep birds will get me]

can't sleep albotross bigass bird will get me can't sleep albotross bigass bird will get me BIRDZILLA can't sleep albotross bigass bird will get me can't sleep albotross bigass bird will get me can't sleep albotross bigass bird will get me will hide under covers birds not find shiny draco noooooooooooo BIRDZILLA Someone sav me from the albotross bi

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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2004|11:29 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |crankycranky]

I have a bloody awful headache. I'm locking everyone out of the dorm so I can sleep in peace. You lot make too much noise. The couches in the common room are quite comfortable. Do not wake me or you'll find out what the phrase "undescended testicle" means.
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(no subject) [Nov. 2nd, 2004|09:40 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |annoyedannoyed]
[music |Samuel Hexber, "Adagio for Strings"]

What the hell is going on around here? First Tonks, after ignoring me for my entire life, takes me under her wing, and now another cousin has come back from the dead.

Vexing. Very vexing. I shall eat chocolate. Chocolate always helps. Why isn't anyone sending me chocolate? I'm upset too!

To Millicent: Make the snowflakes bigger next time.
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(no subject) [Oct. 31st, 2004|10:43 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |annoyedannoyed]

Well, things are just ducky around here. Oh yes. Not only am I being subjected to Lavender Brown wearing enough makeup to scare all the bats off the premises--oh, wait, someone told me she didn't dress up for Halloween? She always looks like that? Huh. My bad.

Anyway, besides that, now we have escaped murderers running around! At Mungo's, no less, although I suppose that is an appropriate place for sociopaths and their wanna-be godsons.

It's Halloween. I predict dogs baying at the moon tonight.
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2004|12:01 am]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |awake]

I will be spending tomorrow with my cousin in London.

I know you'll miss me.

Millicent, out of concern for the students of Hogwarts, I have hidden your green eyeliner. Call me a concerned citizen.
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|08:48 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Nine Inch Wands]

Why has Potter been sitting by the lake all night? Is he listening to angsty lesbian chick music or something?

Pull yourself together, Boy Who Sulked.

P.S. Pansy, Millicent, and Blaise: come to my room before you go to sleep tonight.
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2004|03:36 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |amusedamused]

Ooops. I made a mistake. Sorry about that, Potter. But look at it this way: green really brings out the colour of your eyes.
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(no subject) [Sep. 28th, 2004|01:49 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |PINK]

Pink. Potter turned me pink. I hate pink. Madam Pomfrey did what she could but I still am faintly pink. I look rather like Millicent did when we walked in on her with her peacock feathers, a jar of salad oil, and a garden gnome.

When you least expect it, Potter, expect it.

I hate pink.
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(no subject) [Sep. 17th, 2004|03:46 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |apatheticapathetic]
[music |Samuel Hexber, "Adagio for Strings"]

I'm surviving the school year so far, though I can't guarantee my sanity will remain intact. At least I, unlike others, have not had to resort to mind-altering substances to alleviate the tedium of my daily life. But I digress.

Classes are tolerable. The mudblood is at least doing her share--not that I expected less--but Longbottom is, if such a thing is possible, even more of a hazard now. Even Snape flinches when Longbottom aims that wand in his general direction. I think Flitwick was wearing body armour in class. Either that, or he's been hitting the spotted dick again.

Amusingly, Millicent is apparently allergic to something in the girls' dorm and is now spotted and puffy. She looks like a leopard on steroids. It's most amusing.

And that's all I have to say. Isn't my life just fascinating? Mum used to talk of a place called Hell, saying she wasn't sure where it was. I have found Hell, as I indicated when speaking of my experiences with this Appliance From Hell. Ah, no, it's worse than I thought. Hell has multiple layers. And I'm in one of them.

Why does this Merlin-forsaken thing keep turning BLUE and shutting off?

And why does it smell of cat piss?
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(no subject) [Sep. 2nd, 2004|01:39 pm]
Draco Malfoy
[mood |irritatedirritated]
[music |You Hexed Me All Night]

What's this shit about partners? What is this, nursery? I promise I can get to class and complete my assignments and use the big potty like a big boy.

There is one benefit: maybe I can transfigure Potter into something with a personality.
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(no subject) [Sep. 1st, 2004|05:09 pm]
Draco Malfoy
Why did this blasted thing turn blue on me? I'm typing (and quite nicely, mind you) and then the screen turns BLUE.

Blasted thing. It's sentient, I tell you.

I have found hell.
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